With such a large group beginning our devising process was proving difficult so me and two others decided to write out an initial section of script based on our ideas.
Section 1:
News reporter stands outside. Two Prime Minister Characters standing behind the glass red tie blue tie.
News reporter: Welcome to 6 o’clock news… now we go live to
the election debate
Jane Doe: look look to be honest it’s no secret that debt is
creeping back up to a dangerous level there needs to be a major cut back on
public spending if we don’t want a rerun of 2009-
John Doe: Public spending is not the culprit, if we intend
to level the rising debt the answer lies in taxes
Jane Doe: The British people don’t have money to spare! It’s
ridiculous to expect-
Viewer 2: (mutes tv) ohhh my god this is boring I hate them
both
Viewer 1: Yeah shes fit though
Viewer 2: really? I don’t see it
Viewer 1: Good arse. She’s got my vote.
Viewer 2: hahaha look (replaces Voice of John Doe) ‘It’s
possible that I am the most boring Candidate that ever existed. Everything I
say makes people want to commit suicide. Eton eton eton eton eton eton eton
eton eton. I actually ride a thorough bred pony to work. David Cameron and I
actually used to ride each other back
at eton. Ha ha ha . Classic times.
Viewer 1: I use my breasts to point me in the direction of
political decisions! I like it good and hard. And of course,I like my cocks
very very large. Huge even, Gigantic, Colossal, Massive. I am very dedicated to
pleasuring this country. I will pleasure each and every citizen. That I
promise.
Candidate 1 Immie
Candidate 2 josh
Newsreporter Moyo
Voice 1
Voice 2
Viewer 1 Sacha
Viewer2 Amaya
Rumour actor 1 Molly
Rumour actor 2 Keon
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